Vacationing with Kathie Lee
Last week, I went on a Carnival Cruise to Key West and the Bahamas. Once on board the ship, I realized that everything I knew about Carnival Cruises came from the "If You Could See Me Now" theme song, as sung by Kathie Lee Gifford.
I knew there would be a spa, swimming pool, and "fancy food." I also expected some bad 80's hairdos and leotards. . .
However, these commercials failed to show me an overcrowded pool filled with 40 people, weird old men cutting in front of people in buffet lines, and children in rat tails. Wouldn't that had been an interesting commercial? Seeing Kathie Lee cannonball onto a few kids, push her way to the front of the line, and have little Cody don a rat tail? I would have still totally wanted to go on the cruise. Probably more so, actually.
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