Death: the ultimate resume booster

I am a recovering craigslist addict. While at first it was strictly a professional relationship (me looking for jobs), it eventually evolved into me looking up other things on the site (i.e. the missed connections section -- like Serendipity for freaks).

The other day I came across this ad.

Want 2 Die On Flim???

Still have a few openings for PALE The medical drama series!

Auditions will be held May 16th and 17th - ALL DAY!!

At Benzidream FX Studios
3872 Route 8  

We are looking for females who want to die on the screen!
We only have a few spots open so get back to us ASAP!!!
Send a head shot, resume and contact number to pale_series@comcast.net

I think I get what they are saying, but the whole thing is pretty misleading. Perhaps that is what they wanted. They might get a few suicidal chicks, some aspiring actresses. Hey, maybe a few suicidal aspiring actresses. "Send a head shot." It'll be your last.